(Source: iraffiruse)

awordoraline:

The Charlie Daniels Band - The Devil Went Down to Georgia

The boy said: “My name’s Johnny and it might be a sin,
“But I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret, ‘cos I’m the best that’s ever been.”

(Source: vaneskatcon5)

i dedicate this boner to u

(Source: kevdied)

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michaxl:

did you say walk

michaxl:

did you say walk

(Source: escroto)

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

vvierd:

true embarrassment lies within your first email address

lonelywhiteasian:

no really i’m funny i swear please stay

chiebutt:

What I look for in a partner:

  • Blue Eyes 
  • White Dragon

88th:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(Source: humoristics)